Are you just saying that because you don’t want to follow me on Instagram? -sighs and narrows his eyes down at you, sneering slightly (but playfully)- That’s the thing, that’s what I was going to ask for but there’s nothing that I want right now, really. Can I put a raincheck on this offer?
{ `blinks, clueless and innocent; } Of course not, I bet you have tons of hilarious selfies on IG, I’d love to see ‘em. But since I can’t follow you on there, you could show me any bad selfies of yourself over aim, since I have that? { `nods; } That you can do, good sir. Just lemme know when you want something and I’ll fix it up for ya. One time offer only, though.